Good Morning All :)

12/04/2012

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Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant

02/19/2012

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_YEP...  BLONDES CAN FIGHT BACK... DON'T MESS WITH US... HAHAHAHAHA!!!
 A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs 
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.  

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.  
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for 
them  staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was 
a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she 
let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.  

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce 
to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New 
Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

    1. Many lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

     2. Many blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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