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*** I do not claim ownership or rights over any graphics or designs, images, scraps, glitters hosted on this site unless specified. I've obtained written permission from many different sites and artists to use these designs for commercial purposes in my gallery, but if for some reason your artwork has shown up here and you would like it removed, just let me know and I will willingly comply :) ***All images are copyright of their respected owners and creators. Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #1088 By Lazarus from British Columbia Canada The Old Man and the Sea A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off". "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"? "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked. "Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook." I'm definitely in one of my 'vicious' moods & have the movie Cutthroat Island running through my head *arrrgh matey. IF you are brave enough to watch it, be prepared for some AWESOME woman-pirate-kicking-butt action...hehehe!!! And yes, I DO pretend I'm her during the show... :) Ahh, the 1600s, when the men were daring...and so were the women. Geena Davis and Matthew Modine deliver nonstop action and adventure in this swashbuckling saga of ruthless pirates, buried treasure and bloodthirsty betrayal. A pirate's beautiful daughter (Davis) inherits command of her father's ship. She and her crew set sail to avenge his death and lay claim to the treasure of Cutthroat Island. |

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