Little Johnny Jokes :: #510
By Debbie Rosen from Unknown

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'" 

"But that's right!" The father replied.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What the heck's the stupid difference?" asked the father.

"That's what I said!" 


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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson